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sariandra:

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

Being 30+ on Tumblr

I’ve been waiting for this.

i always say i wanna date someone but if someone ever were to actually ask me out i would probably just

im still laughing at this

tomatolovers:

so my mom gave me all these ballons

my mom also wakes up at 4am half asleep to go to pee without turning the lights on

i woke up with all the balloons on top of me and a note saying ‘next time i will pee on your bed’

SHE SAID SHE ALMOST PEED HERSELF TRYING TO GET IN ALDKF

orangewave:

people who act like tumblr is this big unique group of people who are all in fandoms and there are 3 big special fandoms and there are vegans and hipsters who are evil and we’re on this special website that nobody else knows about

vriksaserket:

vriksaserket:

i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly

leftforbed:

leftforbed:

mcsnuggie:

true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

why would the movie eat my popcorn

nevermind i get it

lolsofunny:

crowarrow:

Manipulating Water with Sound

(lol here!)

leonmcgann:

promo4homo:

cooking with nicki

when u get ya spoon, tweet spoon

ishimaruu:

if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying

jimbertimber:

laugh-addict:

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